Two dollars shy of a five dollar bill Last mile I pushed my truck uphill About hurt me I left my truck by the pum irght where I parked it Walked thru the doors of the Last Chance Market Have mercy I was thirsty Guy behind the counter said what's it gonna be I said I don't know man you tell me It's a gallon of gas or a cold six pack One goes in my tank one comes in a sack Makes life complicated when they cost the same It ain't no fun to do without one But I'll do a lotta walking if my motor don't run It's a tough ol' choice to make if you know what I mean It's either beer or gasoline I could feel that video camera watch me Checking out the sale on the Old Milwaukee Three bucks to my name That cooler had every brand known to man Tall boys bottles and aluminum cans Ah what a shame And it's getting pretty bad when you finally discover It all comes down to either one or the other It's a gallon of gas or a cold six pack One goes in my tank one comes in a sack Makes life complicated when they cost the same It ain't no fun to do without one But I'll do a lotta walking if my motor don't run It's a tough ol' choice to make if you know what I mean It's either beer or gasoline I could see where this is headed And I'm tired of talking Cold beer unleaded Hell I'm walking It's a gallon of gas or a cold six pack One goes in my tank one comes in a sack Makes life complicated when they cost the same It ain't no fun to do without one But I'll do a lotta walking if my motor don't run It's a tough ol' choice to make if you know what I mean It's either beer or gasoline Beer or gasoline It's a gallon of gas or a cold six pack One goes in my tank one comes in a sack It ain't no fun to do without one But I'll do a lotta walking if my motor don't run