Christmas On The Bayou

歌詞

On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit No shit I pushed the On star button a long time ago Don't you see how late it reacted? She only come when, she come when she wanna I think her junk is dead, hope she's an organ donor I think I got the basis to find my way to home base But I'm thinking of a way if I don't see your O-face I want your teeth clenched, face pressed in the pillows I want your toes to curl like decomposing armadillos But I hear you yawning while I'm all in your stuff, I want to solve the case of the mysterious muff. So let the curtains billow, snap the panty elastic Get down to it before we kick it monastic your body's fantastic, I like every part As for the parts I can't find, I don't know where to start There's anxiety inside of me with every performance So shoot me up a flare and let me know your coordinates! On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit No shit I think were on the brink of Armageddon it's like Freddy shreddin' when were sweatin' cause we broke the bed in spelunking in your trunk when i made the descent I can never get you crunk, AKA your not wet You may not believe this "I'm no sexual genius" I want you screamin' "Jesus," while i'm on your mons venus understand your hood and glands like the back of my hands am i in the ballpark or in the back of the stands Give me a sign, but don't give me the tap been around the block and seen the charts and the graphs and what i gather from your laughter, it's embedded in flesh i stir the mac n' cheese while i wheeze upon her chest It's time the surgeons takes my word and helps me fix my flat You got a lot ??? I was so alone, and kinda' lost. I'm nowhere to be found It was all for not, upon the spot, until you came around. [Skit] Onstar: This is Hally, whats your damage? MC: OH THANK GOD! Oh thank god! my car just hit a deer and did a triple flip into some pine trees, and then rolled down the hill like forty times. I'm upside-down in a river bed and I'm being attacked by a bear and I'm drowning at the same time!!! BACK!!! BACK!!! OW!!! OW!!! IT GOT MY LEG!!! IT PEELED MY LEG OFF!!! OnStar: Just sit tight and we'll send someone right out. [/Skit] On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit No shit On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit No shit