Johnny Brown's in love, that's not strange for John Every time I meet him this is how he carries on "Boy, I've got a girl, what a peach is she!" If I stop to listen, this is what he says to me If she'll only marry, if she'll tie the knot She can have my cheque book sir, or anything else I've got If she's fond of dancing, got nowhere to trot She can dance on my back porch, or anything else I've got I don't want her money, I just want a bride Just a little lovable love and I'd be satisfied She can have her own way, I shan't care a jot She can wear the trousers sir, or anything else I've got When he talks of love, John will drive you mad When he's got the fever, gee he's got it mighty bad When we said goodbye, where there's we complain Meet him two hours later, it's the same old tale again If she'll only marry, if she'll tie the knot She can have my cheque book sir and anything else I've got If she'll ever marry, p'rhaps we will, p'rhaps not Gosh, I'll let her smack my face, or anything else I've got I don't want her money, I just want a bride Just a little lovable love, oh and I'd be satisfied If she's fond of kissing, I can stand a lot She can kiss my baby brow, or anything else I've got If she'll only marry, if she'll tie the knot She can have my cheque book sir, or anything else I've got If she's ever chilly, when we're wed, what what She can warm her cold feet on my back, or anything else I've got I don't want her money, I just want a bride Just a little lovable love and I'd be satisfied If she's feeling seedy and run down a lot She can have my cod liver oil, or anything else I've got If she's fond of shooting, wants to have a shot She can shoot my tailor sir, or anything else I've got I don't want her money, I just want a bride Just a little lovable love and I'd be satisfied Should this girl refuse me, gee I'll tell you what I hope she slips and sprains her wrist, or anything else she's got