Elberton Fair

歌詞

Well, can you get me out of this Elberton fair? I am tired of a’wrestling with that stinking old bear I won a big ugly doll and I don’t care Yes, Mister please get me out of this Elberton fair. Yes, I rode the Rocket Goat Yes, I rode the Snake I even fooled a man about my height and my weight And if I hadn’t lost my wallet Yes, I could have learned my fate Yes, I saw the world’s biggest bull And the Dog-faced boy I shot a clown in the eye and they gave me a toy And I paid two dollars for a corndog that I just couldn’t enjoy So take me away from this damn fair Yes, I’ve got cotton candy in my hair I won a dashboard dog and I don’t care Yes, mister please I just want to get home from this Elberton fair