Ever find yourself awake In the middle of the night You've got insomnia Grab a glass of water Or a cigarette for your insomnia But I know something that's so much better yet Just grab the bong and numb your brain with pot Watch Cal Worthington and his dog Spot Insomnia, yeah it's so boring Nothing to do at three o'clock in the morning You can get dressed, go out for a walk For your insomnia But that's just asking for hassles From your neighborhood cops You've got insomnia