There goes Mr. Penny Pincher Trying to make ends meet Some kind of super human Calculator Providing for his family family Is not an easy feat Even though a conscientious Money saver He stays working overtime Burning the midnight oil Cutting every corner In his never ending toil There goes Mr. Penny Pincher Running for the bus The car is too expensive To be driving He reads the morning paper But he leaves it in disgust Because the cost of living Keeps on rising His dream of long vacations And lazy carefree days Grows even more impossible With every bill he pays Mr. Penny Pincher You're on a downhill grade 'Cause living for the dollar Is an account that's never paid Mr. Penny Pincher You're on a downhill grade 'Cause living for the dollar Is an account that's never paid