I never fit in I get lost in the crowd I wanna be cool but I can’t quite figure it out I like to tell jokes Yet no one understands I’m the best damn clarinet player in my high school band I may not be perfect but I’m perfectly unique I can’t be anything that I’m not cause I’m me I’m a hottie with a body and a personality I’m sassy with me clarinet I’m rocking with the band Cause I found someone who loves me so back off gentlemen I’m me I hate doing laundry But je parle Francais I like to stay home, watching movies, eating sour patch kids I like to buy flowers I even sing in the choir Did I mention I play the clarinet and I’m open for hire? I may not be perfect but I’m perfectly unique I can’t be anything that I’m not cause I’m me I’m a hottie with a body and a personality I’m sassy with my clarinet I’m rocking with the band Plus I found someone who loves me so back off gentlemen I’m me I’m not an extra, I’m not ordinary I look in the mirror and it shows me I’m extraordinary I’m one of the few who fell in love with a marine And we’re the cutest couple that you’ve ever seen That’s my life, I did it mama Since I was a kid I’ve always known where I belong Just me, my hat, my clarinet, and him This story has a happy ending I can’t be anything that I’m not cause I’m me I’m a hottie with a body and a personality I’m sassy with the band Plus I found someone who loves me so back off gentlemen I’m me I’m me That’s all I know how to be I’m me