I am so brilliant... My voice is crazy If you listen I sound kind of like An alien But my voice intoxicates you As I stand here in the snow And you're lucky cause I'm gonna take off Five shirts in a row I'm beautiful I'm beautiful I'm from England you see I sing a song About a girl who's beautiful But I'm more in love with me I mean come on Just look at me Now I'm putting a bunch of stuff In a line on the floor Have you ever seen Such a kick ass video before To take your eyes off me Would be such a sin How can you turn away From my white and pasty English skin I'm beautiful I'm beautiful It's just a simple fact Girls don't deserve me So I'm gonna jump into the sea Just try to wrap your heads around that Wrap your tiny minds around that But I'm beautiful Too beautiful The jump would destroy my face To die at this time Would be such a crime To the entire human race Cause you are what makes my face Cause I'm so damn beautiful