My brother got out of rehab Right around Christmas time Mama made a turkey, daddy was worried He was gonna have to break up a fight Everybody was walkin' on eggshells Drinkin' eggnog instead of beer We were holdin' our tongues, scratchin' our heads Wondering how the hell we got to here CHORUS: Hush hush, don't you dare say a word Hush hush, don't you know the truth hurts Hush hush, when push comes to shove It's best to keep it hush hush We were sittin' 'round the dinner table And we were eatin' our pumpkin pie While the sugar-coated dirty little secret Was eatin' everybody alive Well, daddy's reading propaganda And he's talking about the end of days Well, cheers to the vodka mama's been sneakin' Let's all gather 'round and pray REPEAT CHORUS So I snuck out behind the red barn And I took myself a toke Since everybody here hates everybody here Hell, I might as well be there joke I'm gonna dance up on the table Singing "This Little Light Of Mine" God gave it to me, what good's it gonna do me if I don't By God, let it shine REPEAT CHORUS Hide your tattoo Put on your Sunday best Pretend you're not a mess Be the happy family in the front pew REPEAT CHORUS Don't you dare say a word Hush hush, don't you know the truth hurts Hush hush, when push comes to shove It's best to keep it hush hush Best to keep it hush hush