Every guy I know says women are too damn particular Women talk and they expect the man to be a listener They wanna walk while holdin' hands and whisper I love you They need a combination Casanova Donahue The men pull up in foreign cars and drop there little women off I serve 'em frozen daqueries while sugar daddys playin' golf The heroes from the golfin' wars return and holler scotch The ladies slip there rings back on I'm in a diamond mine and they're not hard to find When I dig a little deeper and take my time They sparkle and they shine precious jewels of every kind I'm just stealin' from the blind I'm in a diamond mine The big shots at the country club all act like I'm invisible They never see me treat their women like they're irresistible They think that I don't have a clue about the way things are I hope the leave me in the dark The big shots at the country club all act like I'm invisible They never see me treat their women like they're irresistible They think that I don't have a clue about the way things are I hope the leave me in the dark