I threw out a stupid common paperweight And it went out into the country To a place where other solid objects lie around Well, it's quite hard and so it's probably still there And when I die it will still be somewhere Ha ha I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things, like that A man once took a very famous photograph Went in books and even lectures Said it was a monster in the old Loch Ness Before he died his wife gave him a backrub He confessed his lie he took in the bathtub Ha ha he's outlived by that thing and stupid things like that <♪> Scientists have recently just found out About a fish they didn't know of That lives along the bottom of the darkest seas It doesn't need eyes it's been there a long while Since back in the times of giant flying reptiles Ha ha I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that Ha ha I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that