Say, where did I see this guy? In Red River, or A Place in the Sun? Maybe in Misfits? Or From Here to Eternity? Everybody say, "Is he all right? " And everybody say, "What's he like?" And everybody say, "He sure look funny" That's Montgomery Clift, honey New York, New York, 42nd Street Hustlers rustle and pimps pimp the beat Montgomery Clift is recognized at dawn He ain't got no shoes and his clothes are torn And everybody say, "Is he all right?" And everybody say, "What's he like?" And everybody say, "He sure look funny" That's that Montgomery Clift, honey I see a car smashed at night Cut the applause and dim the light Monty's face is broken on a wheel Is he alive, can he still feel? And everybody say, "Is he all right?" And everybody say, "shine a light" Everybody say, "It's not funny" That's Montgomery Clift, honey Shoot his right profile And everybody say, "Is he all right?" And everybody say, "What's he like?" And everybody say, "He sure look funny" That's Montgomery Clift, honey Nembutal numbs it all But I prefer alcohol And everybody say, "Is he all right?" And everybody say, "What's he like?" And everybody say, "He sure look funny" That's Montgomery Clift, honey He said go out and get me my old movie stills Go out and get me another roll of pills Yeah I was shaking, but I ain't got the chills *retch* And everybody say, "What's he like?" And everybody say, "Is he all right?" Everybody say, "He sure looks funny" Oh is that? Montgomery Clift, honey