Mr. Spindel's Phone Call

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[Phone Rings] [Mr. Spindel picks it up] Mr Spindel: "Hullo!" Student: [Whispering] "Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?" [Chuckling] Mr Spindel: "Whut!?" Student: [Whispering] "You're in for a big surprise tommorrow during 5th period!" [Chuckling] Mr Spindel: "Hey! Who is this!" [Student Hangs up phone] [Dial tone] Mr Spindel: "Hullo!" [Dial tone] Mr Spindel: "Hullo!" [Dial tone] Mr Spindel: "Who is this!?" [Dial tone] Mr Spindel: "Hullo!" [Dial tone] Mr Spindel: "Answer me!" [Dial tone] Mr Spindel: "Who is this!?" [Dial tone] Mr Spindel: "Hullo!" [Dial tone] Mr Spindel: "For God's sake! Who are you!?" [Dial tone] Mr Spindel: "Hullo!" [Dial tone] Mr Spindel: "Hullo!" [Dial tone] [Operator recording playing "If you'd like to make a call..."] Mr Spindel: "Who is that!?" [Recording continues] Mr Spindel: "Hullo!" [Recording continues] Mr Spindel: "Who are you!?" [Recording continues] Mr Spindel: "Please answer me!" [Silence] [Bleeping noise] Mr Spindel: "Oh God! Who is this!?" [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: "Please stop it! Why are you doing this!?" [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: "WHY!? WHY!?" [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: "Just tell me your name." [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: "Please." [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: "I'm gonna hang up!" [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: "I'm warning you!" [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: "Hullo!" [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: "Whoever this is, I'm gonna hang up!" [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: "That's it!" [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: "Damn you kids!!" [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: "Damn you!!" [Slams down phone] [Phone rings] [Mr. Spindel picks it up] Mr Spindel: "Hullo?" Ted: "Yeah, Bill." Mr Spindel: "Oh, TED!" Ted: "I've been trying to get through to you forever. Who have you been talking to?" Mr Spindel: "I don't know. So help me God! I don't know!"