So you're on the floor, at 54 Think you can last – at the palace Does your body go to the to and fro? But tonight's the night – or didn't you know That Ivan meets G.I. Joe He tried his tricks- that ruskie bear The united nations said it's all fair He did the radiation – the chemical plague But he could not win – with a cossack spin The Vostok bomb – the Stalin strike He tried every move – he tried to hitch hike He drilled a hole – like a russian star He made every move in his repertoire When Ivan meet G.I. Joe Now it was G.I. Joe's turn to blow He turned it on – cool and slow He tried a payphone call to the pentagon A radar scan – a leviathan He wiped the earth – clean as a plate What does it take to make a ruskie break? But the crowd are bored and off they go Over the road to watch china blow! When Ivan meets G.I. Joe