Hog Wash

歌詞

Every year 'bout half past four We all go down to the old town hall And all night long we have a ball At the Hog Wash Junction function Last year we took ethyl, gasoline and Added some ketchup and kerosine and Mixed it up in the washing machine At the Hog Wash Junction function Hanna gossipped all night with Suzy Brown, And Old Uncle Ezra wore his boozy frown, and Jake and Jim had to have a fight It didn't make no difference, we rocked all night Everybody flipped when Jill told Jack "I'm flying to Mars on a donkey's back" She was tight as an Austrian broker's sack At the Hog Wash Junction function (Hog Wash!) (repeat at beginning of each bar during solos) Yeah, Elmer Jones was dancing with Deeker Jones's girl And even Judge Bootum got up and took a whirl The Mayor did the square to a boogie beat Yes, the cook got high and burned the meat I knew the party was a huge success When the band started playing "How About That Mess?" They started to hop and couldn't stop At the Hog Wash Junction function They was singin' an' swingin' an' clownin' an' frownin' an' Huggin' an' muggin' an' cooin' an' wooin' They had a pa-suzillating ball At the Hog Wash Junction function