talking shop on a cigarette break wearing pants that gotta hurt carrying a case of demo tapes that sounded better in '98 all my asshole friends with names like Kevin K-E-V-I-N asshole all my asshole friends I can't remember I can't remember have we met? back at work on the Casio 10 writing what will never end on the phone stumblin' in out at night d-d-d-do it again and you know all my asshole friends with names like Mitch M-I-T-C-H asshole all my asshole friends I can't remember I can't remember have we met? I should leave them to shine in the light I should leave them to shine in the light of the local bar grease in their hair talking about when they were first here all I know is I haven't heard one good reason why I should leave 'em cause even though they might get uptight and talk about irrelevant things they're only trying to handle their chemical imbalance and you know all my asshole friends with names like Leo L-E-O asshole all my asshole friends I can't remember I can't remember have we met? I can't remember I can't remember have we met?