When the ground shakes And the rattle snakes Go around looking for a fang destination I'm gonna be the one you saw When the velvet drapes And the sour grapes Come together for a wine altercation That's when you gonna hear me guffaw And I'm gonna make you beg for it! Better to believe in something Than in nothing at all You gonna believe in something When you chained to my wall And I will learn you a lesson now Two by two You might find me in a cage in a human zoo I might learn you a lesson of a two by two Invite me into your house I will demonstrate to your woman I mean business when it comes to fuckin' I'm the devil! I'm the devil! I'm gonna make you beg for it! I'm gonna make you like beggin' for it! I consulted with your boogeyman and he told me how to get to you I consulted with your boogeyman and he told me how to get to you I feed of the fear of folks like you who hate what the world is comin' to And I put death in a bottle and called it Mountain Dew Dew dew dew dew dew dew And now a thirty second rebuttal from the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ: I was just, y'know, I was just hoping that, like, everybody could, just, get along and shit. NO!