Underneath the stairs there are cobwebs, they're silly They tickle your face and torture your nerve And when I am left I just wait like a sentry What's hundreds of years, the first hour is the worst Well, I don't grumble unless I have to I am a reasonable man I don't worry unless I have to But when I do I do So have you ever, have you ever been in love? Have you ever, have you ever been in love? Have you ever been in love? Have you ever been in love? And when I'm alone I get so romantic If I'm asleep I dream wonderful dreams But outside I'm sure I make sure I am cautious Or inside a week I'll go weak at the knees Well, I don't worry unless I have to But when I do I do So have you ever, have you ever been in love? Have you ever, have you ever been in love? Have you ever been in love? Have you ever been in love? I have I don't grumble unless I have to I am a reasonable man I don't worry unless I have to When I do I do So have you ever, have you ever been in love? Have you ever, have you ever been in love? Have you ever been in love? Have you ever been in love? Have you ever, have you ever been in love? Have you ever, have you ever been in love? Have you ever been in love? Have you ever been in love? I have