Drunkard's Special

歌詞

First night that I went home Drunk as I could be There's another mule in the stable Where my mule ought to be Come here honey E Xplain yourself to me How come another mule in the stable Where my mule ought to be Oh crazy oh silly Can't you plainly see That's nothing but a milkcow Where your mule ought to be I've traveled this world over Million times or more Saddle on a milkcow's back I've never seen before Second night when I got home As drunk as I could be There's another coat on the coat rack Where my coat ought to be Come here honey Explain this thing to me How come another coat on the coat rack Where my coat ought to be Oh crazy oh silly Can't you plainly see Nothing but a bed quilt Where your coat ought to be I've traveled this world over Million times or more Pockets in a bed quilt I've never seen before The third night when I went home Drunk as I could be There's another head on the pillow Where my head ought to be Come here honey come here Explain this thing to me How come another head on the pillow Where my head ought to be Oh crazy oh silly Can't you plainly see That's nothing but a cabbage head That your grandma sent to me I've traveled this world over Million times or more Hair on a cabbage head I've never seen before