Aaron: Thank you. I can tell this is gonna be a really, really good show. We're all ready; we're on the same page. Scott: All on that very same page. Aaron: We got all our shit together. Scott: Most definitely. Aaron: Looks that you guys got your shit together too. You've opened up a circle; you're ready to dance. The drummer is waiting for my signal to start the next song. Everything is going smoothly. Scott: Smooth as can be. Aaron: Thanks; we're the Reel Big Fish! This song is called Everything Sucks. There's a ska band on my street A little ska band, everybody thinks that they're so fuckin' neat There was nothin' on the radio Was gonna make my own band, play my own shows But that don't work so I'm givin' up again She said she loved me 'cause I played guitar That's okay, I didn't love her at all and I say "I'm givin' up" because I know everything sucks, yeah I know everything sucks, whoa I know everything sucks, yeah And this is gonna be the last time You hear me complain Well, I went down to the show Everybody was there, I didn't wanna go (Here we go) 'Cause everything they do is so fuckin' cool Every song is a hit and the girls like 'em too I can't do that so I'm givin' up again I don't know why I learned to play guitar Nobody's gonna know who we are and I say "Why would they even care?" I know everything sucks, yeah I know everything sucks, whoa I know everything sucks, yeah And this is gonna be the last time You hear me complain She said some day we'll get back together, maybe And she said some day things'll be much better, baby But I don't believe her And I don't fuckin' need her anymore Yeah, yeah, yeah 'Cause, I know everything sucks, yeah I know everything sucks, whoa I know everything sucks And this won't be the last time You hear me complain Aaron: Oh - my - god. Second song and we're already kicking this crowd's ass. Scott: Oh my god! Aaron: Are we not kicking the shit out of these people? Their asses? Scott: I feel so bad for you people. Aaron: Kicking the shit out of their asses.