When The Pick of Destiny was released, it was a bomb And all the critics said that the D was done The sun had set and the chapter had closed But one thing no one thought about was the D would rise again Just like the phoenix We'll fuckin' rise again That's right the phoenix We'll rise again! Cause the fiery heart of a champion cannot be quelched By a failure or an embarrassment, no way no And the critics all agreed it was a stinky pile of chee But that does not mean that our hearts are not strong Just like the phoenix We'll fuckin' rise again That's right the phoenix We'll rise again! Sunshine, it's a hell of a day Riding back and it's headed your way D's here, now we're puttin' on a show We're sneakin' up, climbing into your window Hard rockin', yeah we're rockin' again Black Mamba is my personal friend Phil Jackson is a master of zen We'll pick you up, take you out on the weekend It's a rise for the phoenix It's a call of attack And you'll know when you've seen us The fuckin' D is back! Lovemaking all the way to the top Boots smokin', but I'm not gonna stop Bossa Nova is a beautiful dance Hot-blooded, that's a lot of romance It's the rise of the phoenix And we ride with the pack It's the magic between us The fuckin' D is back But what if it's true? If Tenacious D has died, what will we do? And what will we do About all the fans who have the D tattoo? They'll have them removed They'll have to laser off their D tattoos Tattoos They'll have to laser off their D tattoos, uh [JB] Wait a minute, Kage [KG] What's that you say? [JB] You know it's not too late [KG] Yes, it is too late [JB] We only need one hit [KG] Just imagine it [JB] We could be the shit! Too legit to quit! One hit! One hit! One hit! Yea, we're hoping this is it One hit! Fucking hit! Top 40 hit! Top 1,000 hit! I don't care As long as we get there! We'll start anew And you can get a new Tenacious D tattoo! You can get a new Tenacious D tat... too!