Bummerland, here I am Better nix my summer plans Bummerland, give a cheer 'Cause you're only going up from here This month I got seven haircuts And now my hair is all gone It's sad but I've been alone for too long So I keep getting haircuts It's my all time low And I just can't wait 'Cause the quicker I'm there Is the quicker I'll say Bummerland, here I am Better nix my summer plans Bummerland, give a cheer 'Cause you're only going up from here Bummerland, here I am Better nix my summer plans Bummerland, sorry dear But you're only going up from here My friends always pay for my drinks I can't afford no nice things But I hope my bank account gets so low Even zero So next year When I buy that first beer I'll be a goddamn hero It's my all time low And I just can't wait 'Cause the quicker I'm there Is the quicker I'll say Bummerland, here I am Better nix my summer plans Bummerland, sorry dear But you're only going up from here Daa da da da Daa da da da Daa da-da da ('Cause you're only going up from here) Daa da-da da... It's my all time low And I just can't wait 'Cause the quicker I'm there Is the quicker I'll say Bummerland, here I am Better nix my summer plans Bummerland, give a cheer 'Cause you're only going up from here Bummerland, here I am And there ain't no funner land Bummerland, it's kinda weird But you're only going up from here