She smiles at me all pretty Walkin' up to me down aisle five I wave and I smile back And I can feel her eyes on me She's checking me out in the checkout line Cabernet in a paper bag Yeah, and she's the reason He'll tell me he's working late And I'll go home and cook him dinner Pour the wine and sit up and wait, yeah What she don't know is I know what she's been up to I bet she thinks she got me played for a fool But the joke's on her, in that bed she's lyin' in What she don't know, she don't know She can have him And I know what's been going on Behind closed doors in room 310 From the laundry I've been foldin' I can still smell that strong cologne He puts on to hide the Virginia Slim That she's been smokin' But there's a cruel world awaitin' Outside of them motel's sheets 'Cause he'll find himself another Jezebel And she'll end up just like me, yeah What she don't know is I know what she's been up to I bet she thinks she got me played for a fool But the joke's on her, in that bed she's lyin' in What she don't know, she don't know She can have him, she can have him Yeah she can have this ring I'm slipping off And this house I'm tired of cleanin' She can have it all and have a ball With this worthless piece I'm leaving What she don't know is I know what she's been up to I bet she inks she got me played for a fool But the joke's on her, in that bed that she's lyin' in What she don't know, she don't know Is she can have him She can have him Ooh, she can have him She can have him