She saw me for the first time in Columbus But she was with her friends and I was in a tour bus A few months later she was wearing my shirt in a photo shoot I didn't even know that she was famous How could someone so pretty be so dangerous? She's only 5' tall but maybe 5'2" in her wrestling boots And I hear she can even sing She's the champ of everything (Hey!) Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss? (Hey!) How can a chick on TV make me feel like this? She's got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss And it's like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold Whoa-oh-oh Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss? She says some really mean stuff to the other wrestlers Some say they hate her but they just don't get her And if you try to bring her down, she'll say "Bless your heart" Her favorite song's "Girl All the Bad Guys Want" Sometimes she cheats but she never gets caught, yeah She's got a pig named Larry-Steve and he's so smart I love to watch her in the ring To me, she's the champ of everything (Hey!) Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss? (Hey!) How can a chick on TV make me feel like this? She's got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss And it's like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold Whoa-oh-oh Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss? (Hey!) Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss? (Hey!) How can a chick on TV make me feel like this? She's got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss And it's like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold Whoa-oh-oh Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss? Alexa Bliss, uh huh Larry-Steve