I Feel Bad For You, Dave

歌詞

Dave079, on the couch He finds a little fire in his heart Thumbs on glass, he writes what no one asked And feels a little better, feels a little clever Dave is the kind of guy to lose a friend Over a board game he doesn't get Stubs his toe, lets everyone know That he can do a push up, then he'll do a push up Dave, I feel bad for you Dave, don't you know it could be better? Dave Hmm Underscore, I am Kate another underscore Finds a little fire in her heart Dave from work does pushups in the dirt Maybe to impress her, maybe it's his temper But Kate is the kind of girl to type a name into a Search bar and she can confirm Dave079 is an asshole online And oh, the fire's gone, didn't last that long Dave, I feel bad for you Dave, don't you know it could be better? Dave Hmm