Grapefruit Diet (Parody of "Zoot Suit Riot" by Cherry Poppin' Daddies)

歌詞

Who's that waddlin' down the street? It's just me, 'cause I love to eat Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham Who's real flabby? Yes, I am! Every picture of me's Gotta be an aerial view Now my doctor tells me There's just one thing left to do-- Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) Throw out the pizza and beer Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) Might seem a little severe Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear Blow, fatty! Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss Walked down an alley and I got stuck I got more rolls than a pastry truck When I'm all done eating I eat a little more When I leave a room First I gotta grease the door Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) Can't have another éclair Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) I gotta decrease my derriere I'm on a Grapefruit Diet I'm on a Grapefruit Diet I'm on a Grapefruit Diet No more pie now No more créme brulee Lay off the gravy And souffle No french fri-yi-yies now No ice cream parfait Mr. Cheese Nacho Stay away Oh, I think I'd sell my soul For a triple patty melt But I need a boomerang When I put on my belt Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) Lay off the 3 Musketeers Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) Until my big booty disappears Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) Eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) 'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years I'm on a Grapefruit Diet I'm on a Grapefruit Diet I'm on a Grapefruit Diet I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese I need a side order of onion rings And don't forget to Super-Size that Yeah