I'd like to actively encourage the toughest man To dance as hard as he can to this My song And bring your stupidest friends along We wrote this song because it's fucking boring To keep spelling out the words that you keep ignoring And your macho shit won't phase me now It just makes us laugh, we got your cash, court-jester take a bow Because did you know that when I was nine I tried to fuck a friend of mine? He was 8, then I turned 10 14 years later it happened again With another friend This time, me on the receiving end All the fists in the world can't save you now 'Cause if you dance to this, you drink to me And my sexuality With your hands down my pants by transitive property