Mailman comes around 6:15 I thought I saw my neighbors kissing I got a really pressing meeting With me, my couch, and mindless TV Sad I didn't go to college And all my lifelong friends aren't calling Well, at least I'm so successful How can I complain? I finally got what I want I finally got what I want But the next part's kind of comical I'm still fucking miserable When did life become so dull? Since when was 25 so old? Always told aging with tricky Especially in this plastic city Was just a kid Pure innocence But where does that go? Will we ever know? Now it's a pain I'm so tortured and vain Just wanna feel better I finally got what I want I finally got what I want But the next part's kind of comical I'm still fucking miserable