Cigarettes and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women They'll drive you crazy; They'll drive you insane Cigarettes and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women They'll drive you crazy; They'll drive you insane. Once I was happy and had a good wife ... I had enough money to last me for life I met with a gal and we went on a spree ... She started me smokin' and drinkin' whuskey. CHORUS Now I am feeble and broken with age The lines on my face make a well-written page I'm leavin this message; how sad but how true On women and whuskey and what they can do. CHORUS Write on the cross at the head of my grave For women and whuskey here lies a poor slave Take warning dear stranger, take warning dear friend Then write in big letters these words at the end. CHORUS