There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin' You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins Cretin! Cretin! I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl My feet won't stop doing the cretin hop Cretin! Cretin! 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 Cretins wanna hop some more 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 All good cretins go to heaven There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin' You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins Cretin! Cretin! I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl My feet won't stop doing the cretin hop Cretin! Cretin! 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 Cretins wanna hop some more 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 All good cretins go to heaven