Weird Cousin

歌詞

He showed up on a motorcycle Late on Christmas Eve Says his name is Leon But last year it was Steve You don't know if he has a job And you don't care to ask He spends the evening in the corner Sipping from a flask He's your weird cousin Your weird cousin Who's so fricking weird Your weird cousin Your weird cousin He can't grow a beard Your weird cousin Your weird cousin Everybody has a weird cousin Your weird cousin Your weird cousin And you can't help but love him He shows up on a moped His hair is soaking wet He needs to borrow money 'Cause he lost his in a horseracing bet He smells like gasoline Mixed with the county fair Spends the evening trying to sell The family Tupperware He's your weird cousin Your weird cousin He's so fricking strange Your weird cousin Your weird cousin Think he might have mange Your weird cousin Your weird cousin Everybody has a weird cousin Your weird cousin Your weird cousin And you can't help but love him Conspiracy theory time The moon landing, it wasn't real, they staged it in L.A. He believes the FBI is really the CIA The president's a lizard and so are all the royals We should all wear pointy hats made of aluminum foil He's your weird cousin Your weird cousin He's so fricking odd Your weird cousin Your weird cousin How are you even related? How are we related? Your weird cousin Your weird cousin If you don't have a weird cousin I'm sorry it's true but look around the room The weird cousin is you