Well I don't know why I came here tonight I've got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair and I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Her I am stuck in the middle with you Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you and I'm wondering what it is I should do It's so hard to keep this smile from my face Losing control running all over the place Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you Now you started off with nothing and you're proud that your a self-made man and your friends they all come crawling slap you on the back and say Please Please Trying to make some sense of it all but I see it makes no sense at all Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor I don't think that I can take anymore Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you Now you started off with nothing and you're proud that your a self-made man Now your friends they all come crawling slap you on the back and say Please Please Well I don't know why I came here tonight I've got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair and I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Her I am stuck in the middle with you Yes Im stuck in the middle with you Her I am stuck in the middle with you Yes Im stuck in the middle with you