I said forget about it As I drive off away from the drive through This Dunkin Donuts lady never gets my order straight I said Bavarian Creme But she's got a funny way of thinking I meant Eclair I'd like to shove my Donut up her ass And drive off with my finger in the air Oh yeah I order black, she gives me cream Sometimes it's something in between Sometimes she looks as though she might have figured it out But then she just changes her mind My juice is hot, my coffee's cold Sometimes my donut's growing mold This Dunkin Donut lady, There's something wrong with her It's every other time Every other time Sometimes I sit around thinking I could avoid aggravation If I just pour myself some Rice Crispies Or just toast up some Pop Tarts But when I taste that Egg and Cheese The muscles give out in my knees And then my eyes they roll back in my head; nuff said I think I'm hooked what can I do? I give my order then drive through But guaranteed when I pull up It's not the way, uh-uh uh-uh, I ordered it Sometimes it's black, sometimes it's cream Sometimes it's something in between Sometimes she looks as though she might have figured it out But then she just changes her mind I never said I wanted Chai Sometimes I swear I think she's high This Dunkin Donut lady, There's something wrong with her It's every other time Every other time Every other time Give it up homegirl, you should quit You know and if you don't I think I'm sick of it I'm gonna drive my car right off the lot Cause there's a Krispy Kreme right down the block I said forget about it As I drove off away from the drive through This Dunkin Donuts lady never gets my order straight I order black, she gives me cream Sometimes it's something in between Sometimes she looks as though she might have figured it out But then she just changes her mind My juice is hot, my coffee's cold Sometimes my donut's growing mold This Dunkin Donut lady, There's something wrong with her It's every other time Every other time Give it up homegirl, you should quit You know and if you don't I think I'm sick of it I'm gonna drive my car right off the lot Cause there's a Krispy Kreme right down the block