North Pole Comedy Club

歌詞

Aw thank you folks Hey are all you elves and reindeer having a good time tonight? Well good because right now I'd like to bring out our own furry funny man. Ladies and gentlemen please put your paws and hands together in a big North Pole welcome for Fozzie Bear Thank you, thank you Fozzie Bear's my name And comedy's my game I'm happy to be here tonight At the North Pole Comedy Club I'll sing a song for you We'll have laugh or two It's Christmas time And we're feeling fine At the North Pole Comеdy Club Hey how's everybody doing out thеre tonight? So why does Santa take presents to all the children of the world? Why? Because the presents won't take themselves *booing* No no please don't leave I just got started Say do you know where Santa stays when he's out on the road? At a ho-ho-hotel You're gonna love this one. What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning? What? Crisp-Kringle, waka waka I've got a better question, when does it end? Oh ho ho ho Fozzie Bear's my name And comedy's my game I'm happy to be here tonight At the North Pole Comedy Club I'll sing a song for you We'll have laugh or two It's Christmas time And we're feeling fine At the North Pole Comedy Club Okay let's see where was I? Oh yeah the elves. Do you know how elves say hello to each other? No how? Small world isn't it? *audience jeers* Did you guys hear about the elf who put his bed into the fireplace? Oh si I heard of this guy He wanted to sleep like a log It's not funny How many elves does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten One to change the lightbulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders It's not funny, it's not funny Those jokes are older than me And you're older than brisket ham Oh ho ho And if you like what you see Tell everyone to come see me But if you don't like my jokes Make sure you never tell the other folks Please Fozzie Bear's my name Comedy's my game I'm happy to be here tonight At the North Pole Comedy Club I'll sing a song for you We'll have laugh or two It's Christmas time And we're feeling fine At the North Pole Comedy Club Hey and what's the story with those reindeer? I mean why do they always wear fur coats? Probably because they'd look funny in snow suits. Waka waka That's too much Say when should you give reindeer milk to a baby? When it's a baby reindeer Don't turn on me now folks Does anyone know what you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs? Anything you want because he can't hear you Get off the stage I wish I couldn't hear you Well I'm enjoying this act a lot more now You're kidding No I turned off my hearing aid three jokes ago Oh ho ho It's time for me to go I hope you liked the show It sure was fun to be with you At the North Pole Comedy Club We had have laugh or two I sang a song for you Merry Christmas to you all At the North Pole Comedy Club Happy holidays everyone Waka waka Merry Christmas to you all At the North Pole Comedy Club