Christopher had a choice He learned the guitar Through all of the noise He couldn't stay awake In school Now who's the fool Who's the fool Who's the fool I've learned so much more And mom is just so proud of me I buy her dinner almost every week Oh but why was everyone always fucking mad at me It's not cool, cool, cool at all Christopher had a choice He learned the guitar Through all of the noise He couldn't stay awake In school Now who's the fool? Who's the fool? Who's the fool?