They told me this morning That you won the race For Granny and Grandad The kid took first place They said you got a lady Well that's just right You're calling her Ruthy Well that's outasight Remember to show her What life is all about Bargap Road and Oldham Edge her place Remember to pass on All the things that see you through Pearls of wisdom from Frederick The Great They tell me she's pretty Well that's no surprise Just give her a guitar And start her off right They say she's a longhair I hope Frank don't mind And Peter's got a sweat on ‘Till she's sealed and signed Remember to show her What life is all about Bargap Road and Oldham Edge her place Remember to pass on All the things that see you through Pearls of wisdom from Frederick The Great