The Charm Song

歌詞

Depending on what you want to get In life there are many etiquettes The way to get rich is to stitch people up The way to get laid is to hang around drunks But there's one thing you must tell yourself One principle that comes before all else It's something your grandfather knew Lack of charm can be fatal to you I once knew a pig from Brazil Who was ritually slaughtered then killed The same thing could easily happen to you and me If we lack the disarming knack Of being totally charming I once knew a backbiting bitch Who told lies that made my eyes itch The reason that she's living still Is that bitch was too charming to kill Yes it's something your grandmother knew (that ho) Lack of charm can be fatal to you