A Christmas Letter (Originally Performed by Reba McEntire) [Instrumental Version]

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Gozer the Traveller, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveller came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants they chose a new form for him... that of a Giant Sloar! many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you. CPA everyday I really want to do your taxes My door is always closin' when I want to gain access Maybe this place is haunted; I've heard rumors and myths But if it doesn't pay it's taxes then it doesn't exist I always forget my key wish my neighbor'd keep a copy Always have to get the doorman, elevator to the lobby Always trying to stay fit, vitamins and exercise As for Barret I can't bear it she's too easy on the eyes TV's on won't respond maybe Dana's depressed So I climbed out on the ledge like a baby possessed I couldn't pull the cable what I want is out of reach Like the lady, like the key, like the life I sadly seek I tried to throw a party four years on the job A promotional expense it's a tax write off Clients instead of friends because my friends are often not Real, what's the deal, did somebody bring a dog? Somebody let me in they'll join if we get our dance on Yes, handsome or puny, pale, male, and hands on Somebody let me in I just wanna take part Whether it's a party in my apartment or the compartments of my heart I thought it was a dog, I thought it was a bear I took the elevator and I think it took the stairs It chased me through the park got cornered on the green I thought I had a milkbone now I'll never know Janine The diners didn't mind they went back to their snails I got possessed by a demon now their scheme would prevail I asked a horse a question but the driver declined You will perish in flames, you and all of your kind! My eyes turned red and I growled I ran insane through the city I got dropped off at the Busters, secretary was pretty Sport a spaghetti strainer, my noodle was a no brainer Slapped some pizza on my face and smelled the popcorn container Speaking of the unit blew up and the prisoners broke free My captors got distracted so I opted to flee This is the real thing, to my building where my feelings kind of falter Once a bastard now a master had to have her on the alter Somebody let me in they'll join if we get our dance on Yes, handsome or puny, pale, male, and hands on Somebody let me in I just wanna take part Whether it's a party in my apartment or the compartments of my heart Woke up feeling great the sensations sublime The biggest interdimensional cross rip since 1909 Tunguska it was nothing used to being misused It was a non-issue when they wanted my brain tissue I could of sworn we did it though she denied it emphatically Tragically it had to be; my slacks were slashed dramatically Actually cut to a court room where a gavel kept hammering Legal expertise was weak so I was nervous and stammering Two Italian ghosts got all our foes back on our side Ghostbusters back in the action now the city could sigh Mood altering slime was in the sewers and pipes A Carpathian painting had us all hating on life My role was baby sitter when I wish I was a Buster Asked Janine out on a date with all the courage I could muster Super Mario Brothers, Parcheesi, Boggle or Twister We fed the baby french bread pizza then I guess I kinda kissed her Somebody let me in they'll join if we get our dance on Yes, handsome or puny, pale, male, and hands on Somebody let me in I just wanna take part Whether it's a party in my apartment or the compartments of my heart The baby got abducted I had royally screwed up Got the crew out of Park View and decided to suit up No longer an accountant I was a man on a mission Keep sharp, stay fit, and make good decisions Slimer was my driver we decided to keep the peace I tried to capture him with KFC in a deleted scene Aimed my protons at the Met. all of it covered in slime It went away I saved the day no longer lame but divine Somebody let me in they'll join if we get our dance on Yes, handsome or puny, pale, male, and hands on Somebody let me in I just wanna take part Whether it's a party in my apartment or the compartments of my heart