When I dance I'm tailed by a dog called Ego And you don't move at all When I talk you bark with a pitch black halo Damn you're gonna hit the wall The cockblocker blues The cockblocker blues The cockblocker blues Did I piss you off did I do the johnny Did I make you dark blue Did you pee your pants when I playboyed your bunny Damn no I don't pay-per-view The cockblocker blues The cockblocker blues The cockblocker blues Got a pirates heart I ain't no sunday sailor You got nothing on me I'm 24 carat gold and you're the rusty anchor Damn it ain't no charity I got no sympathy The cockblocker blues The cockblocker blues The cockblocker blues She's got it He's got it I know I've go it We all got it