Like trying to knock down pins with marbles in my hand She wouldn't take a hi from me the average man Funny what money can do to people But she had a light that had sparked up her evil Trying to chat up women who rate themselves so high Shouldn't be my subject but I felt like I should try Funny what drink can do for soldiers Well she must into men a little bit older Funny how it goes -- how money steals the show And all her diamonds twinkle as she dances and what's it got for me Hung over in my tree? I saw the sun shine bright in front of...... Trying to get her dancing was not an easy job She made out like Houdini when I said do you bop Funny what rhythm does it kills me Like champagne women only seem to spill me Trying to get the picture, I settled down to a drink When up came Cinderella, so what was I to think Funny how these shoes fit a dragon Well she's like the sharks that you get in Manhattan Funny how it goes -- how money steals the show And all her diamonds twinkle as she dances and what's it got for me Hung over in my tree? I saw the sun shine bright in front of.....