Are you naked and high on drugs Are you wash in uncontrollable lusts Come and see me if the answer is yes If the answer's maybe, you can still get in touch Surprise, soon it may change your mind Surprise, Grandma was right this time Are you clingin' on to 30 fast Spending all your money on records and beer? Don't you wish high school would last Don't you wish your parents were here? Surprise, Wastin' all your precious time Surprise, Gettin' old while the paint dries Are you burnt out at 25 Got no reason why you shouldn't be dead? Is all that heartbreak already behind you? Might as well quit before you're ahead Surprise, Guess you weren't to impressed last time Surprise, I'll be here if you want to give it another try