Please Don't Put Me on a Slow Boat to Trowbridge

歌詞

Don't mind if you send me to Coventry Spain's not against my will Hong Kong China possibility Sweden didn't get my fill Been down south of the border I love Durham in the dales I've Singaporean law and order And New York City never fails Please don't put me on a slow boat to Trowbridge I promise I'll mend my ways Please don't put me on a slow boat to Trowbrisdge Not ready for salad days Sydney and me go together I've worn a Panamanian hat I've had some fun down in Dubai And Tokyo is where it's at Spent two weeks in Malindi There's a black hole in Calcutta Met Italian prima-donnas And in the Philippines I got a hut Please don't put me on a slow boat to Trowbridge I promise I'll mend my ways Please don't put me on a slow boat to Trowbridge Not ready for salad days