A Health to the Ladies

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Here?s a health to the ladies I freely confess For grace and sweet charm they are doubly blessed Their beauty and wit never fails to impress And they tend tae look grand in a state of undress Here?s a health to the ladies When honest men speak They gratefully concede they are in defeat When it comes to decisions on matters of feet The weaker sex is not quite so weak Here?s a health to the ladies I must be unkind As here in my old age, I wish myself blind In matters of choice, one is likely to find The fair sex is constantly changing their mind (it?s usually shoes) Here?s a health to the ladies Their charms unsurpassed In seeking their pleasures I?ve never been last The medium are rare, the young ones are class And the old ones are unable to run quite so fast