War on Errorism Commercial

歌詞

["American Errorist (I Hate Hate Haters)" plays] EL HEFE: Gabba gabba hey, punk rock fans! This is El Hefe of NOFX, and I'm here to tell you about our brand new album: the War on Errorism! It's got 14 rockin' new songs, like this one: ["Separation of Church and Skate" plays] But wait: there's more! ["13 Stitches" plays] But wait: there's still more! ["Decom-poseur" plays] There's still, still more! ["Jaw, Knee, Music" plays] FAT MIKE: Dude ... that one didn't make the record. EL HEFE: Oh. Well, how about this one: ["Glass War" plays] FAT MIKE: That one didn't make the record, either. EL HEFE: What about the classic "One Way Ticket to Fuckneckville?" ["One Way Ticket to Fuckneckville" plays] FAT MIKE: Dude ... we're saving that one for Punk-O-Rama 28. EL HEFE: Well, what about the one where I play the guitar lead? ["She's Nubs" plays] And don't miss special guest vocalist, Eric Melvin! ERIC MELVIN: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! EL HEFE: Once again, that's: ERIC MELVIN: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! ["American Errorist (I Hate Hate Haters)" plays] EL HEFE: Well, there you go, punk rock fans. Don't forget to go out and get the new NOFX album, the War on Errorism, at an independent record store near you.