Coming back from spending feeling Beaten back by daring to beat The rising cost of seduction - Not only is it unlucky to step On the cracks between the paving stones It's not even safe to step on the spaces Trying to remember When the pain in my body Became an everyday thing Not just something to see the doctor about Having read the piece in the paper about How alcohol affects a woman's liver A vital organic molestation I'm sure I got the basic facts straight What I really want No joke Is strong steady fingers rubbing my body When I lie down, oh yes Best keep your interest up Mrs. Hang on to your looks a bit Mrs. But mind them paving stones Christ! the bottle's heavy Maybe I should get them delivered