I've sung songs that were lame I've slept with girls on the game I've got my Catholic chain Lord I'm in purgatory Basically, it's all come on top for me I wasn't me when we met You haven't lost my respect I'm here to serve and protect What shade of insanity Keeps leading you back to me So put your hands across the water Oh Mushroom Monsoon Come soon Don't wanna piss on your parade I'm here to make money and get laid Yeah I'm a star but I'll fade If you ain't sticking your knives in me You will be eventually To all you Sharons and Michelles With all your tales to sell Save your meat money well I'm glad that spending a night with me Guaranteed you celebrity And I can't talk in a crowd When I'm alone I'm too loud You've done your daddys proud Thank you for keeping me company You've all been so nice to me So put your hands across the water Oh Mushroom Monsoon Come Soon Oh Lord! I feel nothing I know much smarter men never got this far I've got so many regrets I smoked too many cigarettes I've had more blondes than brunettes I'm not expecting your sympathy But it's all been too much for me So put your hands across the water Oh Mushroom Monsoon Come Soon So put your hands across the water Oh Mushroom Monsoon Come Soon