The first time we met you were a kennel maid You gave me a tip, I got me forecast paid You were holding the greyhound in trap number one Your white coat was shining in the afternoon sun Now we're both together We're never gonna break apart, no no 'Cause we're a happy couple you and me With a greyhound at either knee "I'll have ten shillings to win on Camira Flash, young man" "What dog's that?" "It's the duke's dog, innit!" There was nothing in my life bigger than beer There was nothing in my life bigger than beer 'Ceptin' you, little darling 'Ceptin' you, little darling We're a happy couple you and me With a greyhound at either knee We go to the dog track on Saturday night We put all our money on a dog that we like A kiss and a cuddle, a hot meat pie Two dollar tickets and a starry sky There was nothing in my life bigger than beer There was nothing in my life bigger than beer 'Ceptin' you, little darling 'Ceptin' you, little darling We're a happy couple you and me With a baby on either knee Yes it's you little darling Yes it's you little darling Now it's you little darling Now it's you "Eh, where's me wage packet? Ah, I'll put twenty-five knicker please on Yellow Printer. Oh, I hope the wife don't find out. Yes, it's sure to win, isn't it. Yes, I know, it's a good dog, I saw it run at White City. Just last week, broke the record, Yellow Printer. Nice dog, yes, lovely form, lovely buttocks."