Baby, I’ve spent my whole life Chasing all the wrong things But now I know what really matters Now I know what it all means There’s no house so grand I need to own No car so cool I need to use No party so hot I must attend Nothing matters more than you There’s no club so private I need to join No woman so sexy I need to do No object so shiny I really need Nothing matters more than you So darling, come dine with me Round our cardboard table Seated upon white egg crates Eating off of pizza box plates Drinking the cheapest wine we can find And Let’s toast to the happiest days of our lives There’s no suit so stylish I need to wear No yacht so fancy I need to cruise No golf course so green I have to play Nothing matters more than you There’s no painting so pretty I need to hang No meal so rich I must consume No gift so rare I must possess Nothing matters more than you So darling, come dine with me Round our cardboard table Seated upon white egg crates Eating off of pizza box plates Drinking the cheapest wine we can find And Let’s toast to the happiest days of our lives Baby, It’s only a cheap piano but it plays so sweet Only a beaten piano making our lives less bleak