The tower of dishes in the kitchen is seven stories high And now my feet are sticking; you don't want to know why The girl I talk to in reception is mighty red-faced Looks like it's been the bosses lucky day working at the Cheap Hotel Neon sign buzzing, 'bove my window pane It's just another lovely day in hell Cheap Hotel No elevators running and everybody's trying to pretend there ain't some funky kind of smell Left - the wall's so paper thin, it won't stop that baby crying To my right somebody's educating someone else's wife Me, I'm chilling with some DeLa, just me, myself and I Put on my cans and have myself a 3 star time Cheap Hotel Neon sign buzzing, 'bove my window pane It's just another lovely day in hell Cheap Hotel No elevators running and everybody's trying to pretend there ain't some funky kind of smell CHEAP HOTEL Looking out somebody's at my window and he's not afraid to fly Says you won't stop him jumping, saying goodbye And me, they call me Mr. Mellow 'cause I never lose my mind Put on my cans and have myself a 3 star time High living at the Cheap Hotel