I asked the man I asked the holy man "Your Holiness Show me some guiding light" He sat there mum, in quiet contemplation Suddenly he rose "My advice: Don't dog it (No!) Don't dog it (No!) Don't dog it, it's Judgement Day Don't dog it (No!) Don't dog it Don't dog it, now step away Shake it thusly and you'll see the light Shake it thusly on the Golden Path Shake it thusly and you'll get the drift And that's all the wisdom that I have" I met my Prof A Philosophic Prof "Professor Laughlin My life needs something more I'm feeling lost" "Well, son, I'm full of answers Epistemology At any cost Don't dog it (No!) Don't dog it (No!) Don't dog it, it's Judgement Day Don't dog it (No!) Don't dog it Don't dog it, now step away Shake it thusly and you'll see the light Shake it thusly on the Golden Path Shake it thusly and you'll get the drift And that's all the wisdom that I have" Self-reliance was my game Shunning all advisors Still I've felt my life's in vain Sought out those much wiser I feel in control I still must go farther I've reached many goals I no longer dog it Don't dog it Don't dog it Don't dog it, it's Judgement Day Don't dog it Don't dog it Don't dog it, now step away Shake it thusly and you'll see the light Shake it thusly on the Golden Path Shake it thusly and you'll get the drift And that's all the wisdom that I have (No!) Don't dog it (No!) Don't dog it (No!) Don't dog it, it's Judgement Day (No!) Don't dog it (No!) Don't dog it Don't dog it, now step away (No!)